Dorfuss Bubblebutt is my latest novel, due to be officially released in stores on April 13th, 2010. To the left, please view my book trailer, which will run in commercials on national television. Feel free to view the cover of my book, along with images from the cover and my author photo. Also, a few illustrations from the novel itself appear, along with a short summary. All images and poems appearing on this website are copyrighted images, and protected by international copyright laws. Images may only be used with the express, written permission of either the author herself, or her publisher, Tate Publishing and Enterprises of Mustang, Oklahoma.
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Dorfuss Bubblebutt
Three endearing orphans with the world at their fingertips; one witchcraft-practicing spinster aunt with a strong dislike for her legal charges; and a feline hero with a penchant for mischief. These are the elements that can be found inside the pages of the wildly humorous, inventive, and lighthearted childrens fiction Dorfuss Bubblebutt, by Cynthia Jean Mueller.
The three Walters children-Jonathan, James, and Jenna-have been orphaned as a result of a freak accident, and their spiteful aunt Hilda, a grouchy woman with a yen for witchcraft, becomes their legal guardian. She pursues them with her attempts at evil spells while a different guardian, dubbed Dorfuss Bubblebutt by the children, does his best to protect them from their aunt’s witchly wiles.
Join these zany characters on a thrilling, sometimes funny, oftentimes scary adventure. Readers will find themselves in a page-turning tale reminiscent of the best elements of J.K. Rowling and Lemony Snicket, combined with the author’s own unique talent and style to form one magically entertaining fable. Anyone who loves children, animals, and silliness is sure to enjoy Dorfuss Bubblebutt in all of its engagingly puerile charm.
Endorsements:
All of the elements of a great adventure await you as you begin to delve into the pages of this magical story. Dorfuss Bubblebutt is one cool cat! Mary Foley, Illinois, dental hygienist
Fascinating characters! Lots of imagination! Fun family reading! Karen Keenan, Illinois, school bus driver.
Enchanting, suspenseful, and wow, impressively realistic! Tasha Obrycki, Illinois, school bus driver
Creative mastery of delicious prose! Cynthia Mueller spins a dramatic tale of life, love, intrigue, and ultimate sacrifice. Bravo! Paul Abel, Texas, architect
From the moment you read the first paragraph of Dorfuss Bubblebutt, you are transported into a story that grips you page by page until the end. The vivid descriptions breathe life into a tale of love, compassion, and the classic battle of good against evil. You will find yourself rooting for a creature whose mission in life is humble sacrifice and cheering for a surefooted model of love all of us can learn from. Blanche Norris, Illinois, product developer.
Dorfuss Bubblebutt is a magical, enchanting journey of good versus evil. Dorfuss is the Harry Potter of the cat world. Victoria M. Kern, Illinois, school bus driver
Cynthia Mueller takes the young reader to a world full of fun and fantasy where their imagination can run wild. Readers of all ages will enjoy the fun-filled adventures! Shari R. Riddle, Illinois, transportation coordinator
Cynthia Mueller has created a wonderful book truly for all ages. She takes you on a magical adventure. You will laugh with her, cry with her, and in the end you will cheer with her! Sue Olsen, Illinois, school bus driver
Once again Cynthia Mueller weaves a tale full of imagination and adventure. This novel is even better than her first; full of insight into not only human nature but that of felines as well. Donald Abel, Illinois, retired house painter
Beautifully written, this delightful, adventurous tale of three children and their cat with magical powers is a must-read for cat-lovers! Margaret Jarzombek, elementary school teacher
Companion
A poem by Cynthia Jean Mueller
Soft, warm fur, purr.
Silly antics, languorous naps,
Wild adventures.
Nine lives, glowing green eyes,
Fantasize.
Make my heart grow twice its size.
Mysterious and magical,
Comical.
One never knows the end of it all!
Cuddle up with me,
My solitary, warm comfort be.
Let’s dream of far-off places,
And unknown faces.
Dear snuggly companion,
Know that until the end of time,
You’ve left cat hair
Everywhere,
Even in the far-reaching recesses
Of my very soul and mind.
Promise Me
A poem by Cynthia Jean Mueller
We will meet again, you and I,
Somewhere, somehow, far off in the sky.
Know the peaceful flutter of angel’s wings,
Experience the undying joy of eternal springs.
Life cut short, way too soon,
Our time together now gone, under a crying moon.
Who was to know how it all would end?
Who was to know death was just around the bend?
Under the sun we have shared our lives,
And over the rainbow our hearts will still thrive.
You have been my most dear, treasured friend.
My solemnest wish was for you, God would never send.
Promise me after you’ve entered through heaven’s blessed door,
You will wait patiently for me there evermore.
Search for me until one day soon, I gladly join you
Where the clouds are purest white, and the sky is radiant blue.
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